that one time Stiles called the Sheriff ‘daddy’ 

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Name a fictional character you think I’d make good friends with

vantasarcastic:

bonus points for explaining

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dancingthrulife5:

but the marauders playing strip poker

and peter is surprisingly good at it because he’s actually a pretty good liar and it surprises everyone the first time they play, but he still ends up pretty naked because james is pretty good at calling his bluffs

and james is decent but sometimes he loses on purpose to take off his clothes because he knows he’s good looking and he hopes that maybe lily will somehow magically appear and see him and fall for his ppling pecs or something like that but he always knows when to put on his poker face so isn’t the first one completely naked

and sirius always always loses because he can’t hide his emotions for shit and wears them on his sleeve always and he always gets so pissed because damn it why is peter doing better than him ??? so he’s always the first one left with just a tie around his neck or head and he POUTS because it’s nOT FAIR everyone’s cheating and conspiring against him because he can’t be bad at this there’s no way

and remus motherfucking lupin is the king of strip poker because hot damn that boy can lie so he always ends up fully clothed save for a sock and he always this little smirk because he knows he’s good at it and sirius always challenges him but everyone knows that sirius doesn’t stand a chance against remus cuz hell no one stands a chance against remus and it’s infuriating and just

marauder strip poker

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charmancler:

another another tags to type and post the tag that comes up

  • she
  • he
  • they
  • im
  • yea
  • well
  • if
  • ok
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I love these new "type these words into your tags box and post the first tag that automatically pops up" thingies, so fun. Let’s do another one:

  • can’t
  • don’t
  • first
  • help
  • please
  • one
  • my
  • will
  • stop
  • get
  • honestly
  • I’m
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spinningbull:

untitled on Flickr.

spinningbull:

untitled on Flickr.

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subtweet:

more tattoo artists need to just say “nah dude, i’m not doing that”

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plotdesigner:

falling-in-love-with-fandoms:

highfunctioningdarklordofall:

can’t you imagine it though?

ginny’s going through a questioning phase and her older brothers keep making sex jokes so she writes in her diary “what’s a clitoris?” and tom’s on the other side like “i am a dark lord but i have a duty to this poor girl”

are you trying to insinuate that Voldemort gave Ginny Weasley the sex talk

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aschoolgirlcrush:

“will u marry me?”

“okie dokie”

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

humans have it so great. we can literally crab walk whenever we want to and we’re not even crabs

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